• Ask me Darlin'
  • fluxandpause:

    Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

    (via thebr3akfasttclub)

    loushirolls:

    things i love

    • hot dads
    • hot 35 year olds
    • powerful men
    • rich men
    • hot dads

    (via laneigeenete)

    heykarli:

    My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

    (via shortystandingtall)